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“Without my wonderful towel I’m not going anywhere.”<\/em><\/p>\n

Douglas Adams already recognized 32 years ago the importance of the towel when traveling through the vastness of the galaxy. In his indispensable guide: “The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy”, he captures this sensational finding for all generations.<\/p>\n

To honor this knowledge, every year the “Towel Day” from 25.05., 16:00 GMT+2 to 29.5.<\/strong>, 18:00 GMT+2<\/strong> will be celebrated.<\/p>\n

All pilots are invited to the Vega system<\/strong>, under the motto “DON’T PANIC!” To clamp their towels.<\/p>\n

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Attention!<\/strong><\/p>\n

“This is’ a damn hard galaxy. If you want to survive here, you must always know where your towel is!”<\/em><\/p>\n

The Mantis have recognized the importance of towels for us and sent a fleet of giant fortress towers, to once and for all rid us of clean towel holders.<\/p>\n

To avert this threat, the Carl Sagan Scientists have provided us with their best technology in form of supernova boosters<\/strong> and for each destroyed Mantis tower a color pattern<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

Washcloth was yesterday, it’s towel time!<\/strong><\/p>\n

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“The answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe and Everything … 42!”<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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