“Without my wonderful towel I’m not going anywhere.”
Douglas Adams already recognized 32 years ago the importance of the towel when traveling through the vastness of the galaxy. In his indispensable guide: “The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy”, he captures this sensational finding for all generations.
To honor this knowledge, every year the “Towel Day” from 25.05., 16:00 GMT+2 to 29.5., 18:00 GMT+2 will be celebrated.
All pilots are invited to the Vega system, under the motto “DON’T PANIC!” To clamp their towels.
“This is’ a damn hard galaxy. If you want to survive here, you must always know where your towel is!”
The Mantis have recognized the importance of towels for us and sent a fleet of giant fortress towers, to once and for all rid us of clean towel holders.
To avert this threat, the Carl Sagan Scientists have provided us with their best technology in form of supernova boosters and for each destroyed Mantis tower a color pattern.
Washcloth was yesterday, it’s towel time!
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